I discovered by consuming nothing but pure olive oil I had superhuman strength. I could walk up and down steep hills into villas and back down effortlessly. There were people around talking about chicken dishes who just didn’t get it. There was also someone who tied a soft sculpture ear of corn inside my hoodie like a carrot before a mule. But no one had ever eaten a diet made up solely of olive oil before and so they never discovered the secret. Let them laugh! Of course in waking I know olive oil is a healthy item but why did I dream about it in such an exxagerated way?